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TIGERBLOOD #Winning with Metasploit

Yes, just when you thought Charlie Sheen was about to dethrone Chuck Norris as the king of the internet…. I present to you the 0wn everything script, brought to you by Tigerblood and #Winning!

I thought long and hard (at least 20 seconds… no really, I did) about releasing this on the internet. Sometimes you just have to believe and starting #winning

The script –> /exploit/multi/everything/tigerblood.rb

* Please note… this is a dangerous script, as can be seen by the fact that it takes no RHOST input. It owns without mercy…. you have been warned!

New image

A little over a month back I spoke to Marisa about the InfoSec Mentor program. At the time I thought it was a great chance to really help people in the industry to learn from people more experienced or knowledgeable. With that said, I obviously thought there’s no way I’m smart enough to be a mentor. As such I threw my name into the hat to be a mentee. I’ve only been in the industry for a little over 2 years after all…. I wouldn’t dare claim to be anything more than somebody who tries, and sometimes succeeds! But only sometimes 😛

Flash forward to a month later and the selections are made for mentors and mentees…. so, drum roll please….. Who did I get partnered with….. None other than Jayson E. Street (incase you don’t know him… here is a picture). How ironic… especially considering my comments on Twitter when I made my application. Still, Jayson is a friend and a great guy. So I’m sure this will work out great.

So, to my first steps as a mentee…. time to change my image. It needed an update, the fat English guy look wasn’t working for me anyway. So here it is. The new mentee look…

The journey has only just begun…. there are many choices still to be made, and I’m sure Jayson will guide me through them. The hard ones however, I’ll have to make myself….

Hopefully I’ll have made the choice before DefCon rolls around!



This is why you should always check who has the power to SUDO on your server…

Total protection !!!

Finally an Anti-virus and personal firewall solution that you can be proud to own. Be the envy of your friends and co-workers…

Unfortunately for those of us outside of China we’re going to have to wait patiently. I guess the people behind Hello Kitty saw an opening in the Computer security market in China and went for it. After all there are a lot of exposed hosts in China that could do with some better protection. Who better to provide it than Hello Kitty.

This would go nicely with anybody who actually purchased the Hello Kitty laptops that were on the market a while back.